SWOS Comedy

Some very weird, and very funny things can happen on SWOS! This page is dedicated to such events. If you ever find an occurrence of such an event. Remember to record the highlight or take a screenshot, and send it in!

"Stephen Hawkins puts his support behind new Sensi"

Check it out, the worlds greatest living scientist explains how the human race needs a new Sensible Soccer!

Thanks to : Intravolvo
Download it : SWOS.zip

"Barthez up to his old tricks again?!"

Just what was the keeper thinking of when he came this far out to collect the ball! The striker ensures he is duly punished!

Thanks to : Ali Alkara
Download it: goalie.zip

"Player gets over-friendly with goaly!"

Don't watch the goal-scorer, but keep an eye in the keeper, and the guy following him, who decides to get a bit more friendly than the keeper really wanted.

(thanks to DodgySpider for this file!)
Download it : bummer.hil

"Ouch!"

The ball is about to go out into touch, and then the guy in blue decides to launch himself at the guy in white, leaving him screaming in agony, and no wonder. Ouch!

(thanks to Oliver Malik for this file!)
Download it : foul.hil

"Player invests in lucky rabbits foot"

A SWOS player has invested in a lucky rabbits foot, and a bucket of four leaf clovers after he hit a shot which miraculously managed to bounce it's way around the woodwork without crossing the goalline before flying back out on to the pitch.

(thanks to ZzuketZ for this file!)
Download it : justjoo.hil

"Player takes a whizz behind goalmouth"

It seems this SWOS player drunk too much before the start of this game. Deciding he cant wait til half time, to go the toilet, he runs off and take a quick piss behind the goal.

Click the pic to enlarge!

(thanks to Tornado for this file!)
Download it : outo2.hil

"And the keeper was dropped the next match..."

My player surged into the box, only to be hacked down by the last defender. As he rolled around in agony, the keeper surveyed his options. Deciding to roll the ball out to the first defender, the 'keeper released the ball. But. Ha, up gets my fit again striker, nicks the ball before it gets anywhere near the defender, and smashes it into the back of the 'net, and the keeper was dropped the next match.

Download it : HaHafun.hil

"in one match they had thrown away any chance of winning the fair play award"

The manager of welsh outfit, Haverfordwest needs to have a word with his players, about their discipline, after being comfortably in the lead, they contrived to throw it away by having four players sent off. Still, they struggled through to a 1 - 0 win, but in one match they had thrown away any chance of winning the fair play award!!

(thanks to Paul Turner for sending this in!)

"this was the final straw, that brought the rein of another Barcelona manager to an end"

Spain is in mourning today, as Barcelona reel from a devastating 1-0 defeat to unknown welsh side Haverfordwest at the Nou Camp. Despite the welshmen ending the match with only seven players on the pitch, Barcelona failed to break down their stubborn defence, and fell to an embarassing defeat. This was the final straw that brought the rein of another Barcelona manager to an end.

(thanks to Paul Turner for sending this in!)

"The striker thought it would be funny to pretend to be a defender.....funnily enough, he never played again"

Check this out, whooooooaaaaaa peep peep, what a miss!!, from underneath the bar, the striker heads it back out onto the pitch!!

(thanks to Hrvoje Ban for sending this in!)
Download it : stupido.hil

"Mulder and Scully called in to investigate mysterious invisible player incident!"

West Ham could be in trouble with the F.A. after fielding an in-eligible player. They tried to hide him by making him invisible, but Mulder and Scully are being called in to help with their investigations.

(thanks to Intavolvo for sending this in!)
Download it : invisible.hil

"Linesman fooled by mysterious ball bounce"

A linesman was baffled in a match played recently when a ball bounced on top of the crossbar, and seemingly out of play, but then mysteriously landed back in play.

(thanks to Intavolvo for sending this in!)
Download it : inout.hil

"Southampton certainly started the brighter of the two teams"